The Dictionary

Words we didn’t have yet but needed so badly we had to invent them

Occasionally, we struggle to find the perfect word to describe feelings, objects, situations and things we’ve eaten but shouldn’t have… In an effort to make everyday life easier and a bit less understandable for those who don’t know about my dictionary, here’s some words you might hear in conversation with me or read on this page.

If your mission in life is – like mine – to make peoples days just that bit more surreal, I encourage active use of my dictionary in your everyday interactions.