Dictionary
apovathrarachnophobia
n.The unreasonable fear that there is a spider with the personality of Piers Morgan somewhere.
From Greek "αποβάθρα" (pier), "αράχνη" (spider) and English suffix -phobia.
Example Usage:
T: “There’s a spider in the bathroom!”
A: “What’s it like?”
T: “What?”
A: “Personality-wise.”
T: “It’s a perfectly ordinary spider.”
A: “Sorry. Apovathrarachnophobia.”